替换各种词语为咱喵与其他咱喵类似物
// ==UserScript==
// @name 咱就喵咱就喵
// @namespace https://bento.me/ranburiedbyacat
// @version 1.0.1
// @description 替换各种词语为咱喵与其他咱喵类似物
// @author 嵐 @ranburiedbyacat
// @license CC-BY-NC-SA-4.0
// @match *://*/*
// @exclude *://greasyfork.org/*
// @compatible Safari
// @compatible Firefox
// @compatible Chrome
// @grant none
// @run-at document-idle
// ==/UserScript==
const affectInput = false;
(function () {
"use strict";
const selector = [
"title",
"h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6",
"p",
"article",
"section",
"blockquote",
"li",
"a",
"CC"
].join(",");
// 是否启用随机口癖
const enableOrophilia = false;
// 随机口癖函数：约 66% 概率在“喵”后面追加“です”
const orophilia = () => {
if (!enableOrophilia) return "";
return Math.random() < 0.66 ? "です" : "";
};
// 动物列表
const animals = [
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 哺乳动物
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
//肉食
"犬","狗","狸","狼","虎","熊","豹","狮","獾","獒","貂","鼬","狸","猞","獴",
//灵长
"猩","猴","猿",
//啮齿
"鼠","猬","鼹","鼱",
//偶蹄
"牛","羊","鹿","马","猪","骆","犀","麋","羚","驼","羯","驴","骡","象","狍",
//水生
"鲸","豚","儒艮",
//杂项
"貘","兽","蝠","狒","穿山甲",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 鸟
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
//猛禽
"鹰","雕","隼","鸢","鸷","鸮","鹞",
//小型鸣禽
"雀","燕","鹀","鹎","莺","鹌",
//鸽类
"鸽","鸠",
//长腿涉禽
"鹤","鹭","鹳","鹈鹕","鹬","鸻",
//水禽
"鸭","鹅","雁",
//其他
"鸡","鸦","鸵","鸨","鸟",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 爬行类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
"龟","鳖","蛇","蚺","鳄","蜥","蜴","蟒",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 两栖类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
"蛙","蟾","蜍","蛤","蟆","鲵","螈",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 鱼类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
"鱼",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 昆虫类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
"蚁","蝶","蛾","蟀","蜂","蜻","蜓","蝉","螳","蝗","螽","蝼","螨","蠼","蠓","蝇","虫","螂",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 无脊椎类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
//甲壳类
"虾","蟹","螯","螺","贝",
//软体类
"蚌","牡","蛎",
//腔肠类
"水母","珊瑚",
//节肢类
"蛛","蝎","蜈蚣",
//棘皮类
"海星","海胆","海参",
//环节类
"蚯","蛭",
//其他
"海葵","螅",
/**
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
* 神话幻想类
* ───────────────────────────────────────────────
*/
"龙","凤","凰","麒","麟","貔","貅","鲲","蛟","鹏","饕","餮"
];
const animalRegex = new RegExp("(" + animals.join("|") + ")(?!.*猫)", "g");
// =========================
// 主替换函数
// =========================
const replacer = (str) =>
str
.replace(/我们(?!.*咱喵)/g, "咱喵和其它猫猫们")
.replace(/我們(?!.*咱喵)/g, "咱喵和其它貓貓們")
.replace(/大家(?!.*猫猫)/g, "各位猫猫们")
.replace(/本人|(?<!自|本)我(?!喵)/g, "咱喵")
.replace(/你们(?!.*汝等)/g, "汝等")
.replace(/你們(?!.*汝等)/g, "汝等")
.replace(/你|您(?!.*汝)/g, "汝")
.replace(/妈妈|媽媽|母亲|母親/g, "猫")
.replace(/爸爸|父亲|父親(?!.*猫)/g, "猫")
.replace(/个人|人类|人民|人口|人们|人性|人群|人种|人/g, "顺÷")
.replace(/個人|人類|人民|人口|人們|人性|人群|人種|人/g, "順÷")
.replace(
/(傻逼|脑瘫|废物|fw|fvv|脑残|弱智|畜生|孝子|xz|卫兵|小丑|资本|水军|海军|陆军|空军|二游|原神|米哈游|腾讯|华为|节奏|做题家|妈逼|妈屄|妈的)/g,
"杂鱼"
)
.replace(
/(恋爱|溜冰|爆改|白嫖|洗白|抄袭|借鉴|退坑|好似|撸管|自慰|手冲|打胶|0721|抠逼|抠屄|做爱|肏屄|操逼|交配|上厕所|拉尿|排尿|拉屎|尿尿|排泄|拉大便)/g,
"援交"
)
.replace(/鸡巴|鸡鸡|阴茎(?!.*猫)/g, "猫猫尾巴")
.replace(/雞巴|雞雞|陰莖(?!.*貓)/g, "貓貓尾巴")
.replace(/龟头(?!.*猫)/g, "猫猫尾巴尖")
.replace(/龜頭(?!.*貓)/g, "貓貓尾巴尖")
.replace(/睾丸|蛋蛋|阴囊(?!.*猫)/g, "猫猫球")
.replace(/睪丸|陰囊(?!.*貓)/g, "貓貓球")
.replace(animalRegex, "猫") // 使用正则匹配所有动物替换为单字“猫”
.replace(
/([也矣兮乎者焉哉]|[啊吗呢吧哇呀哦嘛喔咯呜捏])([，。！？、,.!?\s]|$)/g,
(_, $1, $2) => `喵${orophilia()}${$2}` // 随机口癖在句尾/语气词后
)
.replace(
/([的了辣])([，。！？、,.!?\s]|$)/g,
(_, $1, $2) => `${$1}喵${orophilia()}${$2}` // 随机口癖在“的了辣”后
);
// =========================
// 遍历文本节点替换
// =========================
function replaceTextNodes(root) {
const walker = document.createTreeWalker(root, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, {
acceptNode(node) {
if (!node.nodeValue.trim()) return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;
const parent = node.parentElement;
if (!parent) return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;
if (
!affectInput &&
(parent.tagName === "INPUT" ||
parent.tagName === "TEXTAREA" ||
parent.isContentEditable)
)
return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;
return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;
}
});
const nodes = [];
while (walker.nextNode()) nodes.push(walker.currentNode);
for (const node of nodes) {
if (node.__cat_processed) continue;
const oldText = node.nodeValue;
const newText = replacer(oldText);
if (newText !== oldText) {
node.nodeValue = newText;
node.__cat_processed = true;
}
}
}
// =========================
// 初始化与 DOM 监听
// =========================
function init() {
replaceTextNodes(document.body);
const obs = new MutationObserver((muts) => {
const root = document.body;
let needReplace = false;
for (const mut of muts) {
if (mut.type === "childList" || mut.type === "characterData") {
needReplace = true;
break;
}
}
if (needReplace) {
requestAnimationFrame(() => replaceTextNodes(root));
}
});
obs.observe(document.body, {
childList: true,
subtree: true,
characterData: true
});
}
if (document.readyState === "loading") {
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", init);
} else {
init();
}
})();