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just a little treat

just a little treat..

// ==UserScript==

// @name         just a little treat
// @description  just a little treat..
// @namespace    https://twitter.com/cvsilly_?mx=1

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// @version      v1.0.4
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    "use strict";

    if (window.top !== window.self) return;

    let style = document.createElement("style");
    style.textContent = `
    .coolfade {
        position: fixed !important;
        left: 50vw !important;
        top: 50vh !important;
        transform: translate(-50%, -35%) !important;
        z-index: 2147483647 !important;
        pointer-events: none !important;
        opacity: 0;
        transition: opacity 0.5s, transform 0.7s;
        will-change: opacity, transform;
    }
    .coolfade.fadein {
        opacity: 1;
        transform: translate(-50%, -50%) !important;
        transition: opacity 0.5s, transform 0.7s;
    }
    .coolfade.fadeout {
        opacity: 0;
        transform: translate(-50%, -35%) !important;
        transition: opacity 0.5s, transform 0.7s;
    }
    `;
    document.head.appendChild(style);

    let buffer = "";
    let animating = false;

    function radiate() {
        if (animating) return;

        animating = true;

        const shouldplay = Math.random() < 0.1;

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        radiation.style.maxHeight = `min(50vw, 50vh)`;
        radiation.style.width = "auto";
        radiation.style.imageRendering = "pixelated";

        document.body.appendChild(radiation);

        void radiation.offsetWidth;
        radiation.classList.add("fadein");

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            radiation.classList.remove("fadein");
            radiation.classList.add("fadeout");

            setTimeout(() => {
                radiation.remove();
                animating = false;

                if (shouldplay) {
                    setTimeout(() => {
                        try {
                            // craziest compression ever LOL the ogg file weighs 1.87kb
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                            // if you were wondering about the voice:
                            // voice provider - microsoft -> english -> david (us english)
                            tts.style.display = "none"; tts.preload = "auto";
                            tts.autoplay = true; console.log("just a little treat");
                            document.body.appendChild(tts);
                            tts.onended = () => tts.remove();
                            setTimeout(() => tts.remove(), 5000);
                        } catch (e) {console.log("no treat");}
                    }, 9000);
                }
            }, 700);
        }, 3000);
    }

    // at random
    setInterval(() => {
        if (Math.random() < 0.1) {
            radiate();
        }
    }, 60000);

    // manual
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        if (e.ctrlKey || e.metaKey || e.altKey) return;

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        else if (e.key === "Backspace") {buffer = buffer.slice(0, -1)}
        else {return}

        if (buffer.length > 32) buffer = buffer.slice(-32);

        if (!animating && buffer.toLowerCase().includes("radiation")) {
            buffer = "";
            radiate();
        }
    }, true);
})();