Full British/Cockney immersive Zed.City: 200+ interjections, 🫖 logo, menus, tooltips, blue background, white text
// ==UserScript==
// @name British Zed.City Ultra Immersion + Teapot Emoji
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 4.1
// @description Full British/Cockney immersive Zed.City: 200+ interjections, 🫖 logo, menus, tooltips, blue background, white text
// @match *://zed.city/*
// @match *://www.zed.city/*
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
// === Word swaps ===
const customWordSwaps = {
"Stronghold": "Gaff",
"Faction": "Gang",
"Inventory": "Briefcase",
"Explore": "Mooching",
"Beer": "Newkie Brown",
"Vodka": "Glens",
"Zedbull": "White Lightning"
};
// === 200+ British/Cockney interjections ===
const britishInterjections = [
"Blimey!","Oi!","Cor blimey!","Guv'nor!","Oi mate!","Blimey guv'nor!","Crikey!","Ta!","By Jove!","Top hole!",
"Cheerio!","Fancy a cuppa?","Bloody hell!","Gobsmacked!","Codswallop!","Bollocks!","Bugger!","Tosh!","Wotcha!","Luvly jubbly!",
"Horses' arses!","Jammy sod!","Naff!","Ruddy hell!","Stone the crows!","Bob's your uncle!","Righto!","Sod off!","Gadzooks!","Barmy!",
"Knackered!","Lorry!","Blighter!","Dodgy!","Faffing about!","Chuffed!","Brolly!","Plonker!","Waffle!","Fiddle-faddle!",
"Cheeky!","Crumpet!","Pip pip!","Skive!","Gormless!","Miffed!","Shambles!","Hunky-dory!","Dosh!","Nutter!",
"Twerp!","Grouse!","Beefy!","Bung!","Yonks!","Twit!","Doddle!","Rubbish!","Gob!","Kip!",
"Bangers!","Pukka!","Chuffed to bits!","Codger!","Dingbat!","Flog!","Jammy!","Lad!","Lush!","Mug!",
"Nicked!","Owt!","Punter!","Quid!","Scrummy!","Snookered!","Sprog!","Squiffy!","Tickety-boo!","Toshy!",
"Wazzock!","Yon!","Zonked!","Gander!","Tally-ho!","Whinge!","Woop!","Zounds!","Bellyache!","Plonk!",
"Barmy!","Daft!","Naff off!","Piffle!","Ruddy!","Sussed!","Cod!","Fiddlesticks!","Balderdash!","Knockout!",
"Rabble!","Snog!","Tosh!","Budge up!","Cobblers!","Dosh!","Fiddle-dee-dee!","Gobsmacked!","Lolly!","Piff!","Jolly good!","Guv!","Blighter!","Crikey Moses!","By gum!","Gadzooks!","Lushious!","Bunging!","Barmy nancy!","Codswalloping!","Dodgy geezer!","Wotcher!","Cack-handed!","Knacker!","Rumpus!","Higgledy-piggledy!","Jammy git!","Miffed as a lark!","Nobby!","Plonking about!","Rumpy-pumpy!","Skint!","Twaddle!","Bungler!","Faff about!","Toshy tosh!","Wally!","Yonks of fun!","Zany!","Blinding!","Chinwag!","Daft as a brush!","Gob!","Hobnob!","Jammy dodger!","Knock-kneed!","Lumpy!","Mugwump!","Nincompoop!","Piffle-paffle!","Quaint!","Roughshod!","Sodden!","Tick-tock!","Uffish!","Vexed!","Wheedle!","Yabber!","Zig-zag!","Boffin!","Clapped out!","Dodgy blighter!","Fandango!","Guv'nor's orders!","Hogwash!","Jiggery-pokery!","Knees-up!","Ludicrous!","Mumbo-jumbo!","Naffed off!","Old chap!","Poppycock!","Quid pro quo!","Rabble-rouser!","Skedaddle!","Topsy-turvy!","Whopper!","Yokel!","Zippy!"
];
function applyCustomWordSwaps(text) {
for (const [original, replacement] of Object.entries(customWordSwaps)) {
const regex = new RegExp(`\\b${original}\\b`, 'gi');
text = text.replace(regex, match =>
match[0] === match[0].toUpperCase()
? replacement.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + replacement.slice(1)
: replacement
);
}
return text;
}
function getBritishInterjection() {
return britishInterjections[Math.floor(Math.random() * britishInterjections.length)];
}
function translateNode(node) {
if (!node._britishTranslated) {
let text = applyCustomWordSwaps(node.nodeValue);
if (Math.random() < 0.25) text += " " + getBritishInterjection();
node.nodeValue = text;
node._britishTranslated = true;
}
}
function walkAndTranslate(root) {
const walker = document.createTreeWalker(root, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, null, false);
let node;
while (node = walker.nextNode()) {
if (!node.nodeValue.trim()) continue;
translateNode(node);
}
}
// === Logo replacement with teapot emoji ===
function replaceLogo() {
const logo = document.querySelector('img[src*="zed.city"]');
if (logo && !logo._britishReplaced) {
logo.style.width = '48px';
logo.style.height = '48px';
logo.src = ''; // remove src
logo.alt = '🫖';
logo.innerText = '🫖'; // fallback for broken img
logo._britishReplaced = true;
}
}
// === Red/white/blue UI styling with blue background and white text ===
function applyUIStyling() {
document.body.style.fontFamily = 'Georgia, Times, serif';
document.body.style.backgroundColor = '#0000ff'; // blue background
document.body.style.color = '#ffffff'; // white text
// Buttons
document.querySelectorAll('button, input[type="button"], input[type="submit"]').forEach(btn => {
btn.style.backgroundColor = '#ff0000'; // red
btn.style.color = '#ffffff';
btn.style.borderRadius = '5px';
btn.title = "Oi! Click me, gov'nor!";
});
// Links
document.querySelectorAll('a').forEach(link => {
link.style.color = '#ffffff'; // white links
link.title = "Have a butcher's!";
});
// Menus, modals
document.querySelectorAll('.menu, .modal').forEach(el => {
el.style.backgroundColor = '#0000ff';
el.style.border = '2px solid #ff0000';
el.style.color = '#ffffff';
});
}
// === Initial execution ===
walkAndTranslate(document.body);
replaceLogo();
applyUIStyling();
// === Observe dynamic content ===
const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
mutations.forEach(m => {
m.addedNodes.forEach(n => {
if (n.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) translateNode(n);
else if (n.nodeType === Node.ELEMENT_NODE) {
walkAndTranslate(n);
replaceLogo();
applyUIStyling();
}
});
});
});
observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
})();