SKIBIDI YOUR FACE OFF, RIZZLER! THIS SCRIPT IS GOATED BEYOND BELIEF!
// ==UserScript==
// @name ULTRA SKIBIDI WEB TRANSFORMER 3000
// @license MIT
// @namespace http://skibidi.rizz.glizzy
// @version 69.420
// @description SKIBIDI YOUR FACE OFF, RIZZLER! THIS SCRIPT IS GOATED BEYOND BELIEF!
// @author kylereee, Skibidi Operations Department
// @match *://*/*
// @grant GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
// Add our GOATED cursor and styles
const styleElement = document.createElement('style');
styleElement.innerHTML = `
* {
cursor: none !important;
}
#skibidiCursor {
width: 32px;
height: 32px;
position: fixed;
pointer-events: none;
z-index: 999999;
font-size: 32px;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
user-select: none;
}
`;
document.head.appendChild(styleElement);
// Create our custom toilet cursor
const cursor = document.createElement('div');
cursor.id = 'skibidiCursor';
cursor.innerHTML = '🚽';
document.body.appendChild(cursor);
// Make the cursor follow the mouse
document.addEventListener('mousemove', (e) => {
cursor.style.left = e.clientX + 'px';
cursor.style.top = e.clientY + 'px';
});
// Skibidi sound effects array
const skibidiSounds = [
'https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/skibidi-toilet.mp3',
'https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/skibidi-dop-dop-yes-yes-yes.mp3',
'https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/vine-boom.mp3'
];
// Create audio elements pool
const audioPool = skibidiSounds.map(src => {
const audio = new Audio(src);
audio.volume = 0.5;
return audio;
});
let lastPlayTime = 0;
const COOLDOWN = 100; // Cooldown in milliseconds
// Play random skibidi sound on click
document.addEventListener('click', () => {
const now = Date.now();
if (now - lastPlayTime >= COOLDOWN) {
const randomAudio = audioPool[Math.floor(Math.random() * audioPool.length)];
randomAudio.currentTime = 0;
randomAudio.play();
lastPlayTime = now;
// Create click effect
const clickEffect = document.createElement('div');
clickEffect.innerHTML = '💥';
clickEffect.style.position = 'fixed';
clickEffect.style.left = cursor.style.left;
clickEffect.style.top = cursor.style.top;
clickEffect.style.fontSize = '24px';
clickEffect.style.zIndex = '999998';
clickEffect.style.pointerEvents = 'none';
document.body.appendChild(clickEffect);
// Animate and remove the effect
setTimeout(() => document.body.removeChild(clickEffect), 500);
}
});
const SKIBIDI_WORDS = [
'skibidi', 'rizz', 'goated', 'frfr', 'no cap', 'ong', 'glizzy', 'rizzler', 'yerrr',
'bussin', 'sus', 'sheesh', 'drip', 'slaps', 'cap', 'bet', 'vibe check', 'lowkey',
'highkey', 'bruh', 'finna', 'lit', 'yeet', 'flex', 'salty', 'extra', 'boujee',
'skibidi toilet', 'glizzymaxer', 'cameraman', 'titan', 'speaker', 'gyatt', 'GYATT'
];
function skibidifyText(text) {
return text.replace(/\b\w+\b/g, () => SKIBIDI_WORDS[Math.floor(Math.random() * SKIBIDI_WORDS.length)]);
}
function skibidifyElement(element) {
if (element.childNodes.length === 0) {
if (element.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
element.textContent = skibidifyText(element.textContent);
}
} else {
element.childNodes.forEach(skibidifyElement);
}
if (element.style) {
const neonColors = ['#ff00ff', '#00ff00', '#00ffff', '#ff00ff', '#ffff00'];
element.style.color = neonColors[Math.floor(Math.random() * neonColors.length)];
}
}
// Initial skibidification
skibidifyElement(document.body);
// Skibidify new content
const observer = new MutationObserver((mutations) => {
mutations.forEach((mutation) => {
mutation.addedNodes.forEach((node) => {
if (node.nodeType === Node.ELEMENT_NODE) {
skibidifyElement(node);
}
});
});
});
observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
// Add floating Skibidi toilets
function addFloatingToilets() {
const toilet = document.createElement('div');
toilet.innerHTML = '🚽';
toilet.style.position = 'fixed';
toilet.style.fontSize = '50px';
toilet.style.left = Math.random() * window.innerWidth + 'px';
toilet.style.top = Math.random() * window.innerHeight + 'px';
toilet.style.zIndex = '9999';
document.body.appendChild(toilet);
setInterval(() => {
toilet.style.left = Math.random() * window.innerWidth + 'px';
toilet.style.top = Math.random() * window.innerHeight + 'px';
}, 2000);
}
// Add some GOATED toilets, frfr
for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
addFloatingToilets();
}
})();