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Coincidence Detector

Detects coincidences.

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name          Coincidence Detector
  3. // @description   Detects coincidences.
  4. // @include       *
  5. // @grant         GM_getResourceText
  6. // @resource      theList https://coincidencedetector.com/theList.json
  7. // @homepageURL   https://coincidencedetector.com/
  8. // @version       14.88.1
  9. // @namespace     https://coincidencedetector.com/
  10. // ==/UserScript==
  11.  
  12.  
  13. (function(){
  14. var theList = JSON.parse(GM_getResourceText("theList"));
  15. var regexp = new RegExp('\\b(' + theList.join('|') + ')\\b(?!\\)\\))', "gi");
  16.  
  17. function walk(node) {
  18. 	// I stole this function from here:
  19. 	// http://is.gd/mwZp7E
  20.  
  21. 	var child, next;
  22.  
  23. 	switch ( node.nodeType )
  24. 	{
  25. 		case 1:
  26. 		case 9:
  27. 		case 11:
  28. 			child = node.firstChild;
  29. 			while ( child )
  30. 			{
  31. 				next = child.nextSibling;
  32. 				walk(child);
  33. 				child = next;
  34. 			}
  35. 			break;
  36.  
  37. 		case 3:
  38. 			handleText(node);
  39. 			break;
  40. 	}
  41. }
  42.  
  43. function handleText(textNode) {
  44. 	textNode.nodeValue = textNode.nodeValue.replace(regexp, '((($1)))');
  45. 	textNode.nodeValue = textNode.nodeValue.replace(/\bIsrael\b/, '(((Our Greatest Ally)))');
  46. }
  47.  
  48. walk(document.body);
  49. })();