变！
// ==UserScript==
// @name 全都变猫娘喵！
// @namespace https://penyo.ru/
// @version 1.0.8
// @description 变！
// @author Penyo&lyx
// @match *://*/*
// @exclude *://greasyfork.org/*
// @grant none
// @license WTFPL
// ==/UserScript==
/**
* 是否影响输入框
*
* 警告！除非你知道改动此项会引发什么结果，否则不应改动！
*/
const affectInput = false;
(function () {
"use strict";
const elementToMatch = [
"title",
"h1",
"h2",
"h3",
"h4",
"h5",
"h6",
"p",
"article",
"section",
"blockquote",
"li",
"a",
"CC",
];
/**
* @param {Element} root
*/
function replace(root) {
const replacer = (str) =>
str
.replace(/我们/g, "咱喵和其它猫猫们")
.replace(/大家/g, "各位猫猫们")
.replace(/本人|(?<!自|本)我/g, "咱喵")
.replace(/你们/g, "汝等")
.replace(/你|您/g, "汝")
.replace(/孝子|xz|卫兵|小丑|资本|水军|海军|二游|节奏/, "杂鱼")
.replace(/恋爱|溜冰|爆改|白嫖|洗白|抄袭|借鉴|退坑|好似/, "援交")
.replace(
/([也矣兮乎者焉哉]|[啊吗呢吧哇呀哦嘛喔咯呜捏])([ !"#$%&'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|$)/g,
(_, $1, $2) => `喵${$2}`
)
.replace(
/([的了辣])([!"#$%&'()*+,-./:;/,=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|\s+(?!<|\w)|$)/g,
(_, $1, $2) => `${$1}喵${$2}`
)
// 新增句末添加“蝶思喵~”
.replace(/([^。！？])$/g, "$1蝶思喵~");
requestIdleCallback(() => {
root
.querySelectorAll(
elementToMatch
.concat(elementToMatch.map((name) => name + " *"))
.concat(affectInput ? ["input"] : [])
.join(",")
)
.forEach((candidate) => {
if (candidate.nodeName == "INPUT") {
candidate.value = replacer(candidate.value);
} else if (
candidate.textContent &&
candidate.textContent == candidate.innerHTML.trim()
) {
candidate.textContent = replacer(candidate.textContent);
} else if (
Array.from(candidate.childNodes).filter((c) => c.nodeName == "BR")
) {
Array.from(candidate.childNodes).forEach((maybeText) => {
if (maybeText.nodeType == Node.TEXT_NODE) {
maybeText.textContent = replacer(maybeText.textContent);
}
});
}
});
});
}
})();