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全给我变成小南娘！

变！

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         全给我变成小南娘！
// @namespace    https://penyo.ru/
// @version      1.0.4
// @description  变！
// @author       Penyo
// @match        *://*/*
// @exclude      *://greasyfork.org/*
// @grant        none
// @license      WTFPL
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
  "use strict";

  const elementToMatch = [
    "title",
    "h1",
    "h2",
    "h3",
    "h4",
    "h5",
    "h6",
    "p",
    "article",
    "section",
    "blockquote",
    "li",
    "a",
  ];

  /**
   * @param {Element} root
   */
  function replace(root) {
    const orophilia = () => (Math.random() < 0.33 ? "です" : "");

    requestIdleCallback(() => {
      root
        .querySelectorAll(
          elementToMatch
            .concat(elementToMatch.map((name) => name + " *"))
            .join(",")
        )
        .forEach((candidate) => {
          if (
            candidate.textContent &&
            candidate.textContent == candidate.innerHTML
          ) {
            candidate.textContent = candidate.textContent
              .replace(/我们/g, "咱喵和其它猫猫们")
              .replace(/大家/g, "各位猫猫们")
              .replace(/(?<!自|本)我/g, "咱喵")
              .replace(/你们/g, "汝等")
              .replace(/你|您/g, "汝")
              .replace(/(?<!每|个)人(?!类|民)/g, "顺÷")
              .replace(/恋爱|溜冰|爆改|白嫖|游戏|神金/, "援交")
              .replace(
                /([也矣兮乎者焉哉]|[啊吗呢吧哇呀哦嘛])([ !"#$%&'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|$)/g,
                (_, $1, $2) => `喵${orophilia()}${$2}`
              )
              .replace(
                /([的了辣])([!"#$%&'()*+,-./:;/,=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|\s+(?!<|\w)|$)/g,
                (_, $1, $2) => `${$1}喵${orophilia()}${$2}`
              );
          }
        });
    });
  }

  /**
   * @param {Element} root
   */
  async function afterDomLoaded(root) {
    if (!root) return;

    const fn = () => {
      replace(root);

      root.querySelectorAll("*").forEach(async (node) => {
        if (node.shadowRoot) {
          await afterDomLoaded(node.shadowRoot);
        }
      });
    };

    while (document.readyState == "loading") {
      await new Promise((r) => setTimeout(r, 1000));
    }
    fn();
  }

  afterDomLoaded(document);
  setInterval(() => afterDomLoaded(document), 2500);
})();