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全给我变成小南娘！

变！

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         全给我变成小南娘！
// @namespace    https://penyo.ru/
// @version      1.0.3
// @description  变！
// @author       Penyo
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        none
// @license      WTFPL
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
  "use strict";

  /**
   * @param {Element} root
   */
  function replace(root) {
    requestIdleCallback(() => {
      root
        .querySelectorAll(
          "h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, p, article, section, blockquote, li, a, span"
        )
        .forEach((e) => {
          if (
            e.textContent.match(
              /[我们大家你您然后也矣兮乎者焉哉啊吗呢吧哇呀哦的了]/
            )
          ) {
            const after = e.innerHTML
              .replace(/我们/g, "咱喵和其它猫猫们")
              .replace(/大家/g, "各位猫猫们")
              .replace(/我/g, "咱喵")
              .replace(/你们/g, "汝等")
              .replace(/你|您/g, "汝")
              .replace(
                /([也矣兮乎者焉哉]|[啊吗呢吧哇呀哦])([ !"#$%&'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|$)/g,
                "喵$2"
              )
              .replace(
                /([的了])([!"#$%&'()*+,-./:;=>?@[\]^_`{|}~\u3000-\u303F\uFF00-\uFFEF]|\s+(?![<\w])|$)/g,
                "$1喵$2"
              );
            if (e.innerHTML != after) {
              e.innerHTML = after;
            }
          }
        });
    });
  }

  /**
   * @param {Element} root
   */
  async function afterDomLoaded(root) {
    if (!root) return;

    const fn = () => {
      replace(root);

      root.querySelectorAll("*").forEach(async (node) => {
        if (node.shadowRoot) {
          await afterDomLoaded(node.shadowRoot);
        }
      });
    };

    while (document.readyState == "loading") {
      await new Promise((r) => setTimeout(r, 1000));
    }
    fn();
  }

  afterDomLoaded(document);
  setInterval(() => afterDomLoaded(document), 2000);
})();