Does evil things to wikipedia articles
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Interesting Wikipedia userscript
// @namespace roxwize
// @match *://*.wikipedia.org/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.2
// @author roxwize
// @description Does evil things to wikipedia articles
// @license GPL-3.0-or-later
// @homepageURL https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/479665-interesting-wikipedia-userscript
// ==/UserScript==
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let words = [];
const config = {
styleModifications: {
label: "Modify page style",
current: false
},
linkModifications: {
label: "Modify links",
current: true
},
figCaptions: {
label: "Modify image captions",
current: false
},
textualModifications: {
label: "Screw up text nodes",
current: true
}
};
function modify(e, f) {
const n = e.childNodes;
for (let d of n) {
if (d.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) f(d);
else modify(d, f);
}
}
const chance = () => Math.random() * 100;
const rand = (a) => a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)];
const screwup = (str) => {
const s = str.split("");
let o = "";
let i = 0;
for (let l of s) {
if (chance() > 60) continue;
if (chance() < 20 && s[i+1]) o += s[i+1];
if (chance() > 80 && s[i-1]) o += s[i-1];
if (chance() < 80) o += l;
if (chance() > 90) o += l;
i++;
}
return o;
}
(function() {
const rootEl = document.createElement("div");
rootEl.id = "god";
rootEl.style = "position:fixed;bottom:1em;left:1em;background:rgba(50,40,80,0.8);padding:1em;color:white;";
rootEl.innerHTML = `<span style="display:block;font-size:smaller;">iwus v${GM.info.script.version} | <a href="https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/479665-interesting-wikipedia-userscript" style="color:white;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline;">greasyfork</a></span><input type="text" id="bregex" placeholder="regex" /><br/><input type="text" id="breplacement" placeholder="replacement" /><br/><button id="bok" style="cursor:pointer;">ok</button>`;
document.body.appendChild(rootEl);
document.getElementById("bok").addEventListener("click", () => {
words = [];
const regexp = new RegExp(document.getElementById("bregex").value, "g");
const replce = document.getElementById("breplacement").value;
document.querySelectorAll(`p, ${config.figCaptions.current ? "figcaption," : ""} th, td, li, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6`).forEach((e) => {
modify(e, (node) => {
node.textContent = node.textContent.replaceAll(regexp, replce); words.push(node.textContent);
// == TEXTUAL MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.textualModifications.current) {
if (chance() > 90) {
node.textContent = node.textContent.replaceAll(/[aeiou]/g, "");
} else if (chance() > 90) {
node.textContent = screwup(node.textContent);
}
}
});
// == STYLE MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.styleModifications.current) {
e.style.color = `hsl(${Math.round(Math.random()*360)} 50% 50%)`;
if (chance() > 75) e.style.backgroundColor = `hsl(${Math.round(Math.random()*360)} 50% 50%)`;
e.style.textDecoration = chance() > 70 ? "underline" : "normal";
e.style.fontStyle = chance() > 70 ? "italic" : "normal";
if (chance() > 30) {
e.style.transform = `translate(${Math.random()*25}px, ${Math.random()*50}px)`;
} else {
e.style.transform = `rotate(${Math.random()*5-2.5}deg)`;
if (chance() > 45) {
e.style.transform += ` scale(${Math.random()*2+0.5})`;
}
}
e.style.fontSize = `${9 + Math.floor(Math.random()*10)}pt`;
}
});
document.querySelectorAll("img").forEach((e) => {
e.src = rand(images);
});
// == LINK MODIFICATIONS == //
if (config.linkModifications.current) {
document.querySelectorAll("a").forEach((e) => {
e.setAttribute("href", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random");
modify(e, (node) => {
e.dataset.original = node.textContent;
node.textContent = rand(words);
let _t;
e.addEventListener("mouseover", () => {
_t = document.createElement("div");
_t.innerHTML = `<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/${e.dataset.original.replaceAll(/ /g,'_')}">${e.dataset.original}</a>`;
_t.style = "display:inline;font-size:smaller;background-color:rgba(0,0,0,0.3);padding:0.25rem;margin:0.25rem;";
e.appendChild(_t);
});
e.addEventListener("mouseout", () => {
if (_t) _t.remove();
});
});
});
}
});
const configEl = document.createElement("div");
configEl.id = "gantzgraf";
configEl.style = "position:fixed;bottom:1em;right:1em;background:rgba(50,40,80,0.8);padding:1em;color:white;";
for (let [k, v] of Object.entries(config)) {
const e = document.createElement("div");
e.style = "display:flex;align-items:center;gap:1em;";
e.innerHTML = `<label for="bo-${k}" style="flex-grow:1;text-align:right;">${v.label}</label>`;
const o = document.createElement("input");
o.type = "checkbox";
o.name = `bo-${k}`;
o.id = o.name;
o.checked = config[k].current;
o.addEventListener("input", () => {
config[k].current = o.checked;
});
e.appendChild(o);
configEl.appendChild(e);
}
document.body.appendChild(configEl);
})();