Because you can never be too lazy. Sends all your neopets to the lodge with just one click!
// ==UserScript==
// @name Neolodge - send all pets
// @namespace np
// @version 2021.03.25
// @description Because you can never be too lazy. Sends all your neopets to the lodge with just one click!
// @author wtmeow
// @match http://www.neopets.com/neolodge.phtml
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.5.1.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
$("form[action='book_neolodge.phtml']").after(`<br><p><b>Step 5.</b> Or alternatively, fuck all of the above and just click on this button instead.</p><br><div style="text-align: center"><button id="book-all" type="button" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; padding: 10px;">I'm a fucking terrible owner.<br> Please send all my slaves to die in<br>Cockroach Towers for 28 nights.</div><br><br><div id="sad-pets" style="text-align: center;"></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><i>Don't do this to us!</i></div>`);
const username = appInsightsUserName || $(".user a[href*='/userlookup']").text();
let pets = [];
$("select[name='pet_name']").find("option").each(function (index, element) {
if (index !== 0) {
pets.push($(element).text().trim());
}
});
/***********************************************************************************/
// This part can be deleted :)
let imgs = "";
let imgTitle = [
"Time to find a new owner!",
`Fuck you, ${username}!`,
"I have a huge phobia of cockroaches!",
"Is it too late to uncreate myself?",
"I thought you loved me </3",
`Am I really just worth 140NP to you, ${username}?`
];
for (let i = 0; i < pets.length; i++) {
imgs += `<img style="width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://pets.neopets.com/cpn/${pets[i]}/2/2.png" alt="" title="${imgTitle[Math.floor(Math.random() * imgTitle.length)]}">`;
}
$("#sad-pets").html(imgs);
/***********************************************************************************/
$("#book-all").on("click", function () {
return new Promise(resolve => {
$(this).prop("disabled", true);
for (let i = 0; i < pets.length; i++) {
setTimeout(function () {
$.ajax({
type: "POST",
url: "/book_neolodge.phtml",
async: false,
data: {
"pet_name": pets[i],
"hotel_rate": "5",
"nights": "28"
},
success: function (data, status, xhr) {
console.log({
"pet": pets[i],
"status": status
});
if (i === pets.length - 1) {
location.href = "/quickref.phtml";
}
}
});
}, 1000);
}
})
});