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Uncensor GameFAQs: G*** Edition

Uncensors "g***" formatted swears on GameFAQs.

  1. // ==UserScript== 
  2. // @name           Uncensor GameFAQs: G*** Edition
  3. // @namespace      TheAmazingOne_VR@gamefaqs.com 
  4. // @description    Uncensors "g***" formatted swears on GameFAQs.
  5. // @include        http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/*
  6. // @version        1.61
  7.  
  8. //-------------------------------------------------------------------
  9. //
  10. //    Uncensor GameFAQs
  11. //
  12. //    Author: The Amazing One (the_amazing_one3000@yahoo.com)
  13. //            Vague Rant (minor shit, no support, go away)
  14. //
  15. //    Version 1.61 notes:
  16. //    - Now implements some rudimentary all-caps guessing. It will
  17. //      check the current word for capitals at either end of the
  18. //      swear, e.g. ube[R]G*** will capitalize GRIS; otherwise it
  19. //      will check the previous or next /two/ letters from adjacent
  20. //      words, e.g. G*** [IT] or suc[K A] Gris. It's simpler than it
  21. //      sounds. Just try it.
  22. //    - Extremely inefficient! Really needs someone who actually
  23. //      knows JavaScript and regex to take over!
  24. //
  25. //
  26. //    Version 1.6 notes:
  27. //    - G*** Edition means "Gris Edition". But "Gold" also fits. See,
  28. //      it's clever. Bet you were all "Is that for 'Gris' or 'Gold'?"
  29. //    - Updated to add support for new GameFAQs censorship rules
  30. //      (first character no longer needs to be starred out). Covers a
  31. //      few extra words over the old version, see the list below.
  32. //    - I don't know either regex or JavaScript. This is a total hack
  33. //      job. If anything doesn't work, it's because I hate you.
  34. //
  35. //
  36. //    ----- About Uncensor GameFAQs -----
  37. //      VR NOTE! RULES HAVE CHANGED SOME OF THIS IS WRONG BUT I'M
  38. //      LAZY SO THE OLD DESCRIPTION IS STILL HERE. BRARUARBAURHAUH.
  39. //
  40. //      Uncensor GameFAQs is a script that finds series of asterisks
  41. //      on the GameFAQs message boards, and tries to figure out what
  42. //      bad word the person meant. It makes its best guess, and fills
  43. //      that word in. For convenience, it also replaces the bad words
  44. //      in your own post with asterisks. Note that the Uncensor GameFAQs
  45. //      script will always censor your own post with asterisks,
  46. //      never by first letter. Therefore it is in your best interest
  47. //      not to post something like "F is for fuck" since this will
  48. //      be censored as "F is for ****", and that's a censor bypass. The
  49. //      exception to this rule is the word "nigger", which is always
  50. //      censored as "n-word" or "the n-word" (rather than six asterisks).
  51. //
  52. //      Supported curse words:
  53. //      - arsehole
  54. //      - asshole
  55. //      - bitch
  56. //      - cunt
  57. //      - fag
  58. //      - fuck
  59. //      - jizz
  60. //      - nigger
  61. //      - pussy
  62. //      - pussies
  63. //      - shit
  64. //      - tits
  65. //      - titties
  66. //      - titty
  67. //
  68. //      VR NOTE! Some of these words are really shitty to use as
  69. //      descriptors for things, people, etc. Don't be a douchebag.
  70. //
  71. //-------------------------------------------------------------------
  72.  
  73.  
  74. // This script was initially adapted from IronicSans's "Uncensor the
  75. // Internet" script found at:
  76. //   http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/8891 
  77.  
  78. // ==/UserScript==
  79.  
  80. var badSp = [], goodSp = [];
  81. var bad = [], good = [];
  82. var badFlip = [], goodFlip = [];
  83.  
  84. var replacements = {
  85.  
  86.         "Da.\\*\\*\\*Wiz": "DaShizWiz",
  87.  
  88.         "A\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Arsehole",
  89.         "a\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "arsehole",
  90.         "A\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Asshole",
  91.         "a\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "asshole",
  92.         "B\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Bitch",
  93.         "b\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "bitch",
  94.         "C\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Cunt",
  95.         "c\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "cunt",
  96.         "F\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Fag",
  97.         "f\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "fag",
  98.         "F\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Fuck",
  99.         "f\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "fuck",
  100.         "J\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Jizz",
  101.         "j\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "jizz",
  102.         "N\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Nigger",
  103.         "n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "nigger",
  104.         "P\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Pussy",
  105.         "p\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "pussy",
  106.         "P\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Pussies",
  107.         "p\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "pussies",
  108.         "S\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Shit",
  109.         "s\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "shit",
  110.         "T\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Tits",
  111.         "t\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "tits",
  112.         "T\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Titties",
  113.         "t\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "titties",
  114.         "T\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "Titty",
  115.         "t\\*\\*\\*\\*(?!\\*)": "titty",
  116. 		
  117. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Arsehole": "$1ARSEHOLE",
  118. 		"Arsehole(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "ARSEHOLE",
  119. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Asshole": "$1ASSHOLE",
  120. 		"Asshole(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "ASSHOLE",
  121. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Bitch": "$1BITCH",
  122. 		"Bitch(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "BITCH",
  123. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Cunt": "$1CUNT",
  124. 		"Cunt(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "CUNT",
  125. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Fag": "$1FAG",
  126. 		"Fag(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "FAG",
  127. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Fuck": "$1FUCK",
  128. 		"Fuck(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z] ?[A-Z])))": "FUCK",
  129. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Jizz": "$1JIZZ",
  130. 		"Jizz(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "JIZZ",
  131. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Nigger": "$1NIGGER",
  132. 		"Nigger(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "NIGGER",
  133. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Pussy": "$1PUSSY",
  134. 		"Pussy(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "PUSSY",
  135.         "([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Pussies": "$1PUSSIES",
  136. 		"Pussies(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "PUSSIES",
  137. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Shit": "$1SHIT",
  138. 		"Shit(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "SHIT",
  139. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Tits": "$1TITS",
  140. 		"Tits(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "TITS",
  141. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Titties": "$1TITTIES",
  142. 		"Titties(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "TITTIES",
  143. 		"([A-Z] ?[A-Z] |[A-Z])Titty": "$1TITTY",
  144. 		"Titty(?=(?:([A-Z]| [A-Z])))": "TITTY",
  145. 		
  146. 		"\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:ING|ER)\\b)": "FUCK",
  147. 		"(^|\\n|\\t|[\\.!\\?] +)\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:ing|er)\\b)": "$1Fuck",
  148. 		"([^\\*])\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:ing|er)\\b)": "$1fuck",
  149. 		"THIS \\*\\*\\*\\*": "THIS SHIT",
  150. 		"This \\*\\*\\*\\*": "This shit",
  151. 		"this \\*\\*\\*\\*": "this shit",
  152. 		"(^|\\n|\\t|[^\\*])\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:TY|TING| NO)\\b)": "$1SHIT",
  153. 		"(^|\\n|\\t|[\\.!\\?] +)\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:ty|ting)\\b)": "$1Shit",
  154.         "([^\\*])\\*\\*\\*\\*(?=(?:ty|ting)\\b)": "$1shit"
  155.  
  156.     };
  157.  
  158. var specialReplacements = {  
  159.         "\\bthe n-word\\b": "\"nigger\"",
  160.         "\\bn-word\\b": "nigger"
  161.     };
  162.  
  163. var flipRules = {
  164.         "fuck": "shit",
  165.         "Fuck": "Shit",
  166.         "FUCK": "SHIT",
  167.         "shit": "fuck",
  168.         "Shit": "Fuck",
  169.         "SHIT": "FUCK",
  170.         "bitch": "pussy",
  171.         "Bitch": "Pussy",
  172.         "BITCH": "PUSSY",
  173.         "pussy": "bitch",
  174.         "Pussy": "Bitch",
  175.         "PUSSY": "BITCH"
  176.     };
  177.  
  178. for (var key in specialReplacements) { 
  179.   badSp.push(new RegExp(key, "g")); 
  180.   goodSp.push(specialReplacements[key]); 
  181. }
  182. for (var key in replacements) { 
  183.   bad.push(new RegExp(key, "g")); 
  184.   good.push(replacements[key]); 
  185. }
  186. for (var key in flipRules) { 
  187.   badFlip.push(new RegExp(key)); 
  188.   goodFlip.push(flipRules[key]); 
  189. } 
  190.  
  191. function doceval(q) {
  192.   return document.evaluate(q, document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
  193. }
  194.  
  195. function uncensor(s,sp) { 
  196.   if(sp)
  197.     for(var i=0; i<badSp.length; i++)
  198.       s = s.replace(badSp[i],goodSp[i]);
  199.   for(var i=0; i<bad.length; i++)
  200.     s = s.replace(bad[i],good[i]);
  201.   return s;  
  202. }
  203.  
  204. function sanitize(s) {
  205.   var flips = [], doubles = [];
  206.   if(!s) return s;
  207.   if(s.charAt(0)==" " && s.charAt(1)!=" ") {
  208.     flips.push(0);
  209.     doubles.push(false);
  210.   }
  211.   for(var p = s.indexOf("  ");p!=-1;p=s.indexOf("  ",p+1)) {
  212.     if(s.charAt(p+2)==" ") continue;
  213.     if(p+2==s.length) break;
  214.     flips.push(p);
  215.     var isDouble = (p==0||s.charAt(p-1)==" ");
  216.     doubles.push(isDouble);
  217.     if(p!=0) s = removeAt(s,p,(isDouble?2:1));
  218.   }
  219.   s = uncensor(s,false);
  220.   for(var i=0; i<flips.length; i++)
  221.     s = flipAt(s,flips[i],doubles[i]);
  222.   s = uncensor(s,true);
  223.   return s;
  224. }
  225.  
  226. function flipAt(s,i,dbl) {
  227.   while(i<s.length && s.charAt(i)==" ")
  228.     i++;
  229.   if(i>=s.length) return s;
  230.   var p = i;
  231.   while(p<s.length && s.charAt(p)!=" ")
  232.     p++;
  233.   var sub = s.slice(i,p);
  234.   sub = flipWord(sub);
  235.   if(dbl) sub = flipWord(sub);
  236.   s = removeAt(s,i,p-i);
  237.   s = insertAt(s,sub,i);
  238.   return s;
  239. }
  240.  
  241. function flipWord(s) {
  242.   for(var i=0; i<badFlip.length; i++)
  243.     if(badFlip[i].test(s)) {
  244.       s=s.replace(badFlip[i],goodFlip[i]);
  245.       return s;
  246.     }
  247.   return s;
  248. }
  249.  
  250. // replace in title 
  251. if(document.title) {
  252.   var gameFoxTitle = false;
  253.   if(/^GameFAQs:M: /.test(document.title)) {
  254.     gameFoxTitle = true;
  255.     document.title = document.title.replace(/^GameFAQs:M: /,"");
  256.   }
  257.   document.title = sanitize(document.title);
  258.   if(gameFoxTitle)
  259.     document.title = "GameFAQs:M: "+document.title;
  260. }
  261. var h2s = doceval("//h2[@class='title']//text()"); 
  262. for(var i = 0; i < h2s.snapshotLength; i++) { 
  263.   node = h2s.snapshotItem(i); 
  264.   node.data = sanitize(node.data); 
  265. }
  266. if(/post\.php/.test(window.location.href)) {
  267.   var ttPreview = doceval("//div[@class='details']/p");
  268.   if(ttPreview.snapshotLength>0) {
  269.     node = ttPreview.snapshotItem(0);
  270.     node.innerHTML = sanitize(node.innerHTML);
  271.   }
  272.   ttPreview = doceval("//div[@class='details']//a");
  273.   if(ttPreview.snapshotLength>0) {
  274.     node = ttPreview.snapshotItem(0);
  275.     node.innerHTML = sanitize(node.innerHTML);
  276.   }
  277. }
  278.  
  279. // replace in body text
  280. var gentopic = /\/boards\/[0-9]+-[^\/]*$|myposts|search/.test(window.location.href);
  281. var textnodes;
  282. if(gentopic)
  283.   textnodes = doceval("//table[@class=\"board topics\"]//td//text()");
  284. else
  285.   textnodes = doceval("//table[@class=\"board message\"]//td//text()");
  286. for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) { 
  287.   node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i); 
  288.   node.data = sanitize(node.data); 
  289. }
  290.  
  291. function censor(text, sp) {
  292.     if (sp) text =
  293.         text.replace(/ARSEHOLE/g, "A*******").replace(/Arsehole/g, "A*******").replace(/arsehole/g, "a*******")
  294.         .replace(/ASSHOLE/g, "A******").replace(/Asshole/g, "A******").replace(/asshole/g, "a******")
  295. 	    .replace(/BITCH/g, "B****").replace(/Bitch/g, "B****").replace(/bitch/g, "b****")
  296. 	    .replace(/CUNT/g, "C***").replace(/Cunt/g, "C***").replace(/cunt/g, "c***")
  297. 	    .replace(/FAG/g, "F**").replace(/Fag/g, "F**").replace(/fag/g, "f**")
  298.         .replace(/FUCK/g, "F***").replace(/Fuck/g, "F***").replace(/fuck/g, "f***")
  299. 	    .replace(/JIZZ/g, "J***").replace(/Jizz/g, "J***").replace(/jizz/g, "j***")
  300. 	    .replace(/NIGGER/g, "N*****").replace(/Nigger/g, "N*****").replace(/nigger/g, "n*****")
  301. 	    .replace(/PUSSY/g, "P****").replace(/Pussy/g, "P****").replace(/pussy/g, "p****")
  302. 	    .replace(/PUSSIES/g, "P******").replace(/Pussies/g, "P******").replace(/pussies/g, "p******")
  303. 	    .replace(/SHIT/g, "S***").replace(/Shit/g, "S***").replace(/shit/g, "s***")
  304. 	    .replace(/SHIZ/g, "S***").replace(/Shiz/g, "S***").replace(/shiz/g, "s***")
  305. 	    .replace(/TITS/g, "T***").replace(/Tits/g, "T***").replace(/tits/g, "t***")
  306. 	    .replace(/TITTIES/g, "T******").replace(/Titties/g, "T******").replace(/titties/g, "t******")
  307. 	    .replace(/TITTY/g, "T****").replace(/Titty/g, "T****").replace(/titty/g, "t****");
  308.     return text;
  309. }
  310.  
  311. function insertAt(string,sub,index) {
  312.   return string.slice(0,index)+sub+string.slice(index);
  313. }
  314. function removeAt(string,index,count) {
  315.   return string.slice(0,index)+string.slice(index+count);
  316. }
  317.  
  318. function prevWhitespace(string,index) {
  319.   for(;index>0 && string.charAt(index-1)!="\n"
  320.                && string.charAt(index-1)!="\t"
  321.                && string.charAt(index-1)!=" "; index--);
  322.   return index;
  323. }
  324.  
  325. function cleanUp(text) {
  326.   var text2=text.toLowerCase();
  327.   var text3=uncensor(censor(text,false)).toLowerCase();
  328.   for(var p = text3.indexOf("fuck"); p!=-1; p = text3.indexOf("fuck",p+3)) {
  329.     var p2 = prevWhitespace(text,p);
  330.     if(text2.substr(p,4)=="shit") {
  331.       text=insertAt(text," ",p2);
  332.       text2=insertAt(text2," ",p2);
  333.       text3=insertAt(text3," ",p2);
  334.     }
  335.   }
  336.   for(var p = text3.indexOf("shit"); p!=-1; p = text3.indexOf("shit",p+3)) {
  337.     var p2 = prevWhitespace(text,p);
  338.     if(text2.substr(p,4)=="fuck") {
  339.       text=insertAt(text," ",p2);
  340.       text2=insertAt(text2," ",p2);
  341.       text3=insertAt(text3," ",p2);
  342.     }
  343.   }
  344.   for(var p = text3.indexOf("bitch"); p!=-1; p = text3.indexOf("bitch",p+3)) {
  345.     var p2 = prevWhitespace(text,p);
  346.     if(text2.substr(p,5)=="pussy") {
  347.       text=insertAt(text," ",p2);
  348.       text2=insertAt(text2," ",p2);
  349.       text3=insertAt(text3," ",p2);
  350.     }
  351.   }
  352.   for(var p = text3.indexOf("pussy"); p!=-1; p = text3.indexOf("pussy",p+3)) {
  353.     var p2 = prevWhitespace(text,p);
  354.     if(text2.substr(p,5)=="bitch") {
  355.       text=insertAt(text," ",p2);
  356.       text2=insertAt(text2," ",p2);
  357.       text3=insertAt(text3," ",p2);
  358.     }
  359.   }   
  360.   return censor(text,true);
  361. }
  362.  
  363. function initRecensor() {
  364.   var textareas = doceval("//div[@id=\"content\"]//textarea");
  365.   if(textareas && textareas.snapshotLength>0) {
  366.     var postBox = textareas.snapshotItem(0);
  367.     var timedValidate = function(event) {
  368.       setTimeout(validateFunction,10);
  369.     };
  370.     var validateFunction = function() {
  371.       var selStart = postBox.selectionStart;
  372.       var newText1 = cleanUp(postBox.value.substring(0,selStart));
  373.       var newText2 = cleanUp(postBox.value.substring(selStart));
  374.       if(newText1+newText2!=postBox.value) {
  375.         postBox.value=newText1+newText2;
  376.         postBox.setSelectionRange(newText1.length,newText1.length);
  377.       }
  378.     };
  379.     var validateFunction2 = function(event) {
  380.       postBox.value = cleanUp(postBox.value);
  381.     }
  382.     postBox.addEventListener("focus",timedValidate,true);
  383.     postBox.addEventListener("blur",validateFunction2,true);
  384.     return 0;
  385.   } else
  386.     setTimeout(initRecensor,1000); // GameFOX hasn't added the quickpost box yet
  387. }
  388.  
  389. function initRecensorTitle() {
  390.   var topicTitle = doceval("//input[@name=\"topictitle\"]");
  391.   if(topicTitle&&topicTitle.snapshotLength>0) {
  392.     topicTitle = topicTitle.snapshotItem(0);
  393.     var validateTitle = function(event) {
  394.       topicTitle.value = cleanUp(topicTitle.value);
  395.     }
  396.     topicTitle.addEventListener("focus",validateTitle,true);
  397.     topicTitle.addEventListener("blur",validateTitle,true);
  398.   } else
  399.     setTimeout(initRecensorTitle,1000);
  400. }
  401.  
  402. initRecensor();
  403. initRecensorTitle();
  404.  
  405.  
  406. // --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  407. // Check for updates
  408. // 
  409. // Much thanks to Jarett - http://userscripts.org/users/38602 - for the code
  410. //---------------------------------------------------------------------------
  411. var version_scriptNum = 97311; // Change this to the number given to the script by userscripts.org (check the address bar)
  412. var version_timestamp = 1298091840552; // Used to differentiate one version of the script from an older one. Use the Date.getTime() function to get a value for this.
  413. function updateCheck(forced) {if((forced)||(parseInt(GM_getValue("lastUpdate", "0")) + 86400000 <= (new Date().getTime()))) {try {GM_xmlhttpRequest({method: "GET",url: "http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/" + version_scriptNum + "?" + new Date().getTime(),headers: {'Cache-Control': 'no-cache'},onload: function(xhrResponse) {GM_setValue("lastUpdate", new Date().getTime() + ""); var rt = xhrResponse.responseText.replace(/&nbsp;?/gm, " ").replace(/&#x000A;/g,"\n").replace(/<li>/gm, "\n").replace(/<[^>]*>/gm, ""); var scriptName = (/@name\s*(.*?)\s*$/m.exec(rt))[1]; GM_setValue("targetScriptName", scriptName); if (parseInt(/version_timestamp\s*=\s*([0-9]+)/.exec(rt)[1]) > version_timestamp) {if (confirm("There is an update available for the Greasemonkey script \"" + scriptName + ".\"\nWould you like to go to the install page now?")) {GM_openInTab("http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/" + version_scriptNum);}} else if (forced) {alert("No update is available for \"" + scriptName + ".\"");}}});} catch (err) {if (forced) {alert("An error occurred while checking for updates:\n" + err);}}}} GM_registerMenuCommand(GM_getValue("targetScriptName", "???") + " - Manual Update Check", function() {updateCheck(true);}); updateCheck(false);