Milan Script

Milan is a FUCKING QT

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name Milan Script
  3. // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
  4. // @version 1.0
  5. // @description Milan is a FUCKING QT
  6. // @author Milan's slut
  7. // @match http://agar.io/*
  8. // @grant none
  9. // @run-at document-end
  10. // ==/UserScript==
  11. window.addEventListener('keydown', keydown);
  12. window.addEventListener('keyup', keyup);
  13. var Feed = false;
  14. var Dingus = false;
  15. var imlost = 25;
  16. document.getElementById("instructions").innerHTML += "<center><span class='text-muted'><span data-itr='instructions_e'> Press <b>SHIFT</b> or to split 4x</span></span></center>";
  17. document.getElementById("instructions").innerHTML += "<center><span class='text-muted'><span data-itr='instructions_d'> Press <b>Q</b> double split</span></span></center>";
  18. document.getElementById("instructions").innerHTML += "<center><span class='text-muted'><span data-itr='instructions_q'> Press and hold <b>E</b> for macro feed</span></span></center>";
  19. document.getElementById("instructions").innerHTML += "<center><span class='text-muted'><span data-itr='instructions_q'> Milan is THICC as FUCK</span></span></center>";
  20. load();
  21. function load() {
  22. if (document.getElementById("overlays").style.display!="none") {
  23. document.getElementById("settings").style.display = "block";
  24. if (document.getElementById('showMass').checked) {document.getElementById('showMass').click();}
  25. document.getElementById('showMass').click();
  26. if (document.getElementById('darkTheme').checked) {document.getElementById('darkTheme').click();}
  27. document.getElementById('darkTheme').click();
  28. } else {
  29. setTimeout(load, 100);
  30. }
  31. }
  32. function keydown(event) {
  33. if (event.keyCode == 69) {
  34. Feed = true;
  35. setTimeout(fukherriteindapussie, imlost);
  36. }
  37. if (event.keyCode == 16) {
  38. ilikedick();
  39. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost);
  40. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*2);
  41. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*3);
  42. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*4);
  43. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*5);
  44. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*6);
  45. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*7);
  46. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*8);
  47. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*9);
  48. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*10);
  49. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*11);
  50. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*12);
  51. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*13);
  52. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*14);
  53. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*15);
  54. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost*16);
  55. }
  56. if (event.keyCode == 81) {
  57. ilikedick();
  58. setTimeout(ilikedick, imlost);
  59. }
  60. if (event.keyCode == 49) {
  61. ilikedick();
  62. }
  63.  
  64. }
  65. function keyup(event) {
  66. if (event.keyCode == 69) {
  67. Feed = false;
  68. }
  69. if (event.keyCode == 79) {
  70. Dingus = false;
  71. }
  72. }
  73. // Feed Macro With Q
  74. function fukherriteindapussie() {
  75. if (Feed) {
  76. window.onkeydown({keyCode: 87});
  77. window.onkeyup({keyCode: 87});
  78. setTimeout(fukherriteindapussie, imlost);
  79. }
  80. }
  81. function ilikedick() {
  82. $("body").trigger($.Event("keydown", { keyCode: 32}));
  83. $("body").trigger($.Event("keyup", { keyCode: 32}));
  84. }
  85. //Looking through the code now are we? You're a nigger kys