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flocabulary

hello

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  4. // @version      1.0
  5. // @description  hello
  6. // @match        https://www.flocabulary.com/subjects/?sso_success=True&backend=google-oauth2
  7. // @grant        none
  8. // @license      MIT
  9. // ==/UserScript==
  10.  
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  13.     "https://dm0qx8t0i9gc9.cloudfront.net/previews/audio/BsTwCwBHBjzwub4i4/cartoon-laughter-nasty-idiot_z14zEH4__NWM.mp3"
  14.   );
  15.   audio.play();
  16.  
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  18.     "https://dm0qx8t0i9gc9.cloudfront.net/previews/audio/HNxwBHlArk43bm5tw/audioblocks-chris-mason_lets-go-full-105bpm-cm_r3vpkU9Yj_NWM.mp3"
  19.   );
  20.   audioTwo.play();
  21.  
  22.   for (let i = 1; i < 10000; i++) {
  23.     setTimeout(() => {
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  25.         "https://dm0qx8t0i9gc9.cloudfront.net/previews/audio/BsTwCwBHBjzwub4i4/cartoon-laughter-nasty-idiot_z14zEH4__NWM.mp3"
  26.       );
  27.       audio.play();
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  29.       container.style.position = "fixed";
  30.       container.style.top = `${Math.floor(Math.random() * (100 - 0 + 1) + 0)}%`;
  31.       container.style.left = `${Math.floor(
  32.         Math.random() * (100 - 0 + 1) + 0
  33.       )}%`;
  34.       container.style.transform = "translate(-50%, -50%)";
  35.       var window = document.createElement("div");
  36.       window.style.background = "white";
  37.       window.style.border = "2px solid black";
  38.       window.style.width = "300px";
  39.       window.style.height = "200px";
  40.       window.style.display = "flex";
  41.       window.style.flexDirection = "column";
  42.       window.style.alignItems = "center";
  43.       window.style.justifyContent = "center";
  44.       var text = document.createElement("div");
  45.       text.style.fontSize = "24px";
  46.       text.style.fontWeight = "bold";
  47.       text.style.marginBottom = "20px";
  48.       text.innerText = "You are an idiot";
  49.       var smiley = document.createElement("img");
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  56.       close.style.right = "0";
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  60.       close.style.fontWeight = "bold";
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