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Website YEETER Macaroni EATER

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  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name         Website YEETER Macaroni EATER
  3. // @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
  4. // @version      1.0
  5. // @description  no explanation needed.
  6. // @author       Aadoxide
  7. // @match        *://*/*
  8. // @icon         https://img.icons8.com/?size=256&id=EggHJUeUuU6C&format=png
  9. // @license      WTFPL
  10. // @grant        none
  11. // ==/UserScript==
  12.  
  13. (function() {
  14.     'use strict';
  15.  
  16.     function applyIntenseAttraction() {
  17.         const allElements = document.querySelectorAll('*');
  18.         allElements.forEach((element) => {
  19.             element.style.transition = 'all 0.2s ease-in-out';
  20.             element.style.transform = 'scale(0.8) rotate(360deg)';
  21.         });
  22.  
  23.         function updatePositions() {
  24.             const centerX = window.innerWidth / 2;
  25.             const centerY = window.innerHeight / 2;
  26.  
  27.             allElements.forEach((element) => {
  28.                 const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();
  29.                 const deltaX = centerX - (rect.left + rect.width / 2);
  30.                 const deltaY = centerY - (rect.top + rect.height / 2);
  31.                 const newTransform = `translate(${deltaX}px, ${deltaY}px)`;
  32.  
  33.                 if (
  34.                     rect.top > window.innerHeight ||
  35.                     rect.left > window.innerWidth ||
  36.                     rect.bottom < 0 ||
  37.                     rect.right < 0 ||
  38.                     rect.bottom > window.innerHeight ||
  39.                     rect.right > window.innerWidth
  40.                 ) {
  41.                     element.style.transform = newTransform;
  42.                 } else {
  43.                     element.style.transform += newTransform;
  44.                 }
  45.             });
  46.  
  47.             if (!document.body.classList.contains('stopAttraction')) {
  48.                 requestAnimationFrame(updatePositions);
  49.             }
  50.         }
  51.  
  52.         updatePositions();
  53.     }
  54.  
  55.     function applyGravityEffect() {
  56.         const allElements = document.querySelectorAll('*');
  57.         allElements.forEach((element) => {
  58.             element.style.transition = 'all 3s ease-in-out';
  59.             element.style.transform = 'translateY(100vh)';
  60.         });
  61.     }
  62.  
  63.     function fadeScreenToBlack() {
  64.         const body = document.querySelector('body');
  65.         body.style.transition = 'all 3s ease-in-out';
  66.         body.style.backgroundColor = 'black';
  67.         body.style.zIndex = '9999';
  68.     }
  69.  
  70.     function redirectToImageSource() {
  71.         window.location.href = 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779931446991126541/1081614891116417104/1677947459418.png';
  72.     }
  73.  
  74.     function runTheAbomination() {
  75.             applyGravityEffect();
  76.             setTimeout(applyIntenseAttraction, 300);
  77.             setTimeout(fadeScreenToBlack, 3300);
  78.             setTimeout(redirectToImageSource, 6300);
  79.     }
  80.  
  81.     runTheAbomination()
  82. })();