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Word Spreading Susifier

Gradually turns webpage text into "sus" variations for fun.

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name         Word Spreading Susifier
  3. // @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
  4. // @version      1.0
  5. // @description  Gradually turns webpage text into "sus" variations for fun.
  6. // @author       jayrock09
  7. // @match        *://*/*
  8. // @grant        none
  9. // ==/UserScript==
  10.  
  11. (function() {
  12.     'use strict';
  13.  
  14.     const variations = ["sus", "suspicious", "suspect"];
  15.     const susProbability = 0.03; // Probability of a word being changed to "sus"
  16.  
  17.     function susifyWord(word) {
  18.         return variations[Math.floor(Math.random() * variations.length)];
  19.     }
  20.  
  21.     function susifyNode(node) {
  22.         if (node.nodeType === 3) { // Text node
  23.             const originalText = node.nodeValue;
  24.             let words = originalText.split(/\s+/); // Split text into words
  25.             let susifiedWords = words.map(word => {
  26.                 if (Math.random() < susProbability) {
  27.                     return susifyWord(word);
  28.                 } else {
  29.                     return word;
  30.                 }
  31.             });
  32.  
  33.             const susifiedText = susifiedWords.join(' ');
  34.             if (susifiedText !== originalText) {
  35.                 node.nodeValue = susifiedText;
  36.             }
  37.         } else if (node.nodeType === 1) { // Element node
  38.             for (let childNode of node.childNodes) {
  39.                 susifyNode(childNode);
  40.             }
  41.         }
  42.     }
  43.  
  44.     setInterval(function() {
  45.         susifyNode(document.body);
  46.     }, 9000); // Change text every 9000 milliseconds (9 seconds)
  47. })();