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Bakchodi

Replaces keywords appearing in the Indian liberal media with proper Indianized terms.

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name         Bakchodi
  3. // @namespace    Buffaloshark
  4. // @version      0.2
  5. // @description  Replaces keywords appearing in the Indian liberal media with proper Indianized terms.
  6. // @author       BuffaloShark
  7. // @include      http://www.huffingtonpost.in/*
  8. // @include      http://huffingtonpost.in/*
  9. // @include      https://huffingtonpost.in/*
  10. // @include      https://www.huffingtonpost.in/*
  11. // @include      http://scroll.in/*
  12. // @include      http://www.scroll.in/*
  13. // @include      https://scroll.in/*
  14. // @include      https://www.scroll.in/*
  15. // @include      https://www.thequint.com/*
  16. // @include      http://www.thequint.com/*
  17. // @include      http://thequint.com/*
  18. // @include      https://thequint.com/*
  19. // @include      http://www.ndtv.com/*
  20. // @include      https://www.ndtv.com/*
  21. // @license      MIT License
  22. // @match        http://*/*
  23. // @match        https://*/*
  24. // ==/UserScript==
  25.  
  26. var elements = document.getElementsByTagName("*");
  27.  
  28. var dictionary = [
  29.     	[/ muslim/gi, " Dharmic "],
  30.     [/ hindu/gi, " Katua "],
  31.     [/ secular/gi, " Anti-hindu "],
  32.     [/ secularism/gi, " Communalism "],
  33.     [/ pakistan/gi, " Porkistan "],
  34.     [/Modi/gi, " 56 Inch-ka-seena "],
  35.     [/ india/gi, " Akhand-bharat"],
  36.     [/ rss/gi, " AIMIM "],
  37.     [/ rape /gi, " Love-jihad "],
  38.     [/ raped /gi, " Islamized "],
  39.     [/ israel /gi, " Our Greatest Ally "],
  40.     [/ dalit/gi, " Toilet Cleaner "],
  41.     [/ Tamil Nadu /gi, " Lungiland "],
  42.     [/ Karnataka /gi, " Lungiland "],
  43.     [/ Andhra Pradesh /gi, " Lungiland "],
  44.     [/ Kerala /gi, " Commieland "],
  45.     [/ kejriwal /gi, " Haraamkhor "]
  46.  
  47. ];
  48.  
  49. function wordReplace(text)
  50. {
  51. 	var replaced = text;
  52. 	for(dictI = 0; dictI < dictionary.length; dictI++)
  53. 		replaced = replaced.replace(dictionary[dictI][0], dictionary[dictI][1]);
  54.  
  55. 	return replaced;
  56. }
  57.  
  58. for(var i = 0; i < elements.length; i++)
  59. {
  60. 	var el = elements[i];
  61.  
  62. 	for(var j = 0; j < el.childNodes.length; j++)
  63. 	{
  64. 		var node = el.childNodes[j];
  65. 		if(node.nodeType === 3)
  66. 		{
  67. 			var text = node.nodeValue;
  68. 			var replaced = wordReplace(text);
  69.  
  70. 			if(replaced !== text)
  71. 				el.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(replaced), node);
  72. 		}
  73. 	}
  74. }