ACS Website Patch

Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM.

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  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name ACS Website Patch
  3. // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
  4. // @namespace http://greasyfork.org
  5. // @version 1.0.1
  6. // @description Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM.
  7. // @author Colin Reid
  8. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/
  9. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/announcements
  10. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/home
  11. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/athletics
  12. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/school-calendar
  13. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english
  14. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language
  15. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language
  16. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/history
  17. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/math
  18. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/physical-education
  19. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/science
  20. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/electives
  21. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english-language-learners
  22. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/library
  23. // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/special-education
  24. // @grant none
  25. // ==/UserScript==
  26.  
  27. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boys", "g"), "Boyeez");
  28. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Girls", "g"), "Gurlz");
  29. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("boys", "g"), "boyeez");
  30. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("girls", "g"), "gurlz");
  31. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("English", "g"), "Englizzle");
  32. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("History", "g"), "Old Shizzle");
  33. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Science", "g"), "Scientizzle");
  34. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Athletics", "g"), "Sport Stuff");
  35. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Foreign Language", "g"), "Otha Speak");
  36. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Math", "g"), "Numbah Stuff");
  37. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cafeteria", "g"), "Y'all Eat Herre");
  38. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Physical Education", "g"), "Shizzle fo' Gym Rats");
  39. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Campbell County Schools", "g"), "Schools in da Hood");
  40. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Track and Field", "g"), "Circle Runnin'");
  41. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Home", "g"), "Hood");
  42. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Parent Portal", "g"), "Perrnt Purtl");
  43. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" The ", "g"), " Tha ");
  44. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("will be", "g"), "be");
  45. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre");
  46. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("there", "g"), "derre");
  47. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Thare", "g"), "Derre");
  48. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("thare", "g"), "derre");
  49. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("meeting", "g"), "meet n' street");
  50. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("room", "g"), "hizzouse");
  51. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Colonel", "g"), "Kurrnul");
  52. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" new ", "g"), " fresh ");
  53. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("have a ride", "g"), "git yo ride");
  54. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("profits", "g"), "Dolla Dolla Bills");
  55. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("travel", "g"), "hustle");
  56. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("upstairs", "g"), "upsturrz");
  57. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("positive", "g"), "positizzle");
  58. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("collecting", "g"), "takin");
  59. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("donate", "g"), "cough up");
  60. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("athletes", "g"), "gym rats");
  61. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" All ", "g"), " All them ");
  62. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" with ", "g"), " wit ");
  63. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("John Grzenda", "g"), "Da Main Man");
  64. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" for ", "g"), " fo' ");
  65. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" and ", "g"), " n' ");
  66. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" the ", "g"), " tha ");
  67. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" to ", "g"), " ta ");
  68. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" is ", "g"), " be ");
  69. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" must ", "g"), " gotta ");
  70. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" are ", "g"), " be ");
  71. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre");
  72. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boehler", "g"), "Balla");
  73. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cross Country", "g"), "Runnin'");
  74. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Varsity", "g"), "Big Time");
  75. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("JV", "g"), "Small Time");
  76. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Golf", "g"), "Ball Wackin'");
  77. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Baseball", "g"), "Movin' Ball Wackin'");
  78. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Softball", "g"), "Big Movin' Ball Wackin'");
  79. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Basketball", "g"), "Streetballz");
  80. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("B-Team", "g"), "Smalla Time");
  81. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cheer-leading", "g"), "Screamin'");
  82. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Volleyball", "g"), "Ball Smackin'");
  83. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Football", "g"), "Ball Throwin'");
  84. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Soccer", "g"), "Ball Kickin'");
  85. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Marching Band", "g"), "Noise Makin'");
  86. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Library", "g"), "Liberry");
  87. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Education", "g"), "School fo' Special Kidz");
  88. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Elective Courses", "g"), "Stuff You Like");
  89. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Departments", "g"), "Departmuntzz");
  90. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Areas", "g"), "Extra Shizzle");
  91. document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("School Calendar", "g"), "Imperrtant Dayz");
  92.  
  93. // ==End==