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XKCD Text Replacer

Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/

当前为 2014-05-21 提交的版本，查看 最新版本。

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name       XKCD Text Replacer
  3. // @version    1.0
  4. // @description  Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/
  5. // @match      http://*/*
  6. // @require		http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js
  7. // @namespace https://greasyfork.org/users/1858
  8. // ==/UserScript==
  9.  
  10. GM_addStyle(".xkcd_replaced:hover { text-decoration:underline; }");
  11.  
  12. var array = {
  13.     "witnesses": "dudes I know",
  14.     "allegedly": "kinda probably",
  15.     "new study": "Tumblr post",
  16.     "rebuild": "avenge",
  17.     "space": "spaaace",
  18.     "Google Glass": "Virtual Boy",
  19.     "smartphone": "Pokédex",
  20.     "electric": "atomic",
  21.     "senator": "elf-lord",
  22.     "car": "cat",
  23.     "election": "eating contest",
  24.     "congressional leaders": "river spirits",
  25.     "Homeland Security": "Homestar Runner",
  26.     "could not be reached for comment": "is guilty and everyone knows it"
  27. };
  28. $(function(){
  29.     $("body")
  30.     	.find("*")
  31.         .contents()
  32.         .filter(function() {
  33.             return this.nodeType === 3; //Node.TEXT_NODE
  34.         })
  35.         .each(function(){
  36.             var text = $(this).text();
  37.             for (var val in array){
  38.             	text = text.replace(new RegExp("\\b" + val + "\\b", "gi"), "<span class='xkcd_replaced' title='" + val + "'>" + array[val] + "</span>");
  39.             }
  40.             $(this).replaceWith(text);
  41.     });
  42. });
  43.