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Dipmotes

more like shitmotes amirite

当前为 2016-01-27 提交的版本，查看 最新版本。

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  2. // ==UserScript==
  3. // @name         Dipmotes
  4. // @namespace    Rooms
  5. // @version      0.56.1
  6. // @description  more like shitmotes amirite
  7. // @grant        none
  8. // @copyright    2015
  9. // @include     *http://*.instasynch.com*
  10. // @include     *http://instasynch.com*
  11. // @include     *http://*.instasync.com*
  12. // @include     *http://instasync.com*
  13. // ==/UserScript==
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  46.  
  47. //    { src:"", width:, height:, title:''},
  48. //    { src:"", width:, height:, name:''},
  49.  
  50.  
  51. //emotes organized by date added
  52.  
  53.  
  54. var emotes = [
  55. //old dwarfmemes
  56.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/YAXiqfx.jpg", width:100, height:60, title:'doit'},
  57.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/5N9WvCX.jpg", width:110, height:110, title:'partyhard'},
  58.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/YqdnTBX.jpg", width:100, height:100, title:'bigblacknigga'},
  59.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/RFlgdxc.gif", width:90, height:120, title:'lipsuckin'},
  60.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/e59lUCu.gif", width:220, height:200, title:'bigblackgif'},
  61.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/c1hMV16.jpg", width:100, height:100, title:'fuckboy'},
  62.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/utG6MDy.png", width:18, height:18, title:'dappershark'},
  63.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/dvTegQX.jpg", width:120, height:100, title:'sleep'},
  64.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/Df8bSz6.gif", width:150, height:115, title:'snieg'},
  65.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/pm2jbj7.gif", width:150, height:94, title:'sack'},
  66.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/HdzRq4d.gif", width:125, height:100, title:'cut'},
  67.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/KlabckX.png", width:85, height:85, title:'tramplin'},
  68.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/dvTegQX.jpg", width:1920, height:1280, title:'youaskedforthis'},
  69.     { src:"https://i.imgur.com/09J9qW6.gif", width:80, height:60, title:'hikevin'},
  70.  
  71. //dipmotes
  72.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/wAYlycr.gif", width:50, height:49, title:'oooo'},
  73.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/ElR7zjL.png", width:50, height:50, title:'fsjal'},
  74.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/KXuKlX1.png", width:50, height:50, title:'post'},
  75.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/PCnx2sN.jpg", width:55, height:50, title:'uoykcuf'},
  76.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/GGzDb9a.jpg", width:55, height:50, title:'?'},
  77.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/4SbH0Ae.jpg", width:55, height:50, title:'??'},
  78.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/vroyEA4.png", width:55, height:50, title:'???'},
  79.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/cInddwT.gif", width:36, height:26, title:'statesrights'},
  80.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/59mD7NG.gif", width:60, height:60, title:'PJ'},
  81.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/Pe9an0n.gif", width:60, height:75, title:'hi'},
  82.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/vo9CuDY.jpg", width:55, height:55, title:'shrepepe'},
  83.  
  84.  
  85. //poobangemotes
  86.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/h04cGrZ.gif", width:55, height:40, title:'velma'},
  87.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/D0Blc2s.gif", width:63, height:54, title:'scoob'},
  88.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/g2U98le.gif", width:65, height:55, title:'pikacry'},
  89.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/0GY8MaD.gif", width:55, height:50, title:'melt'},
  90.  
  91. //dwarfmotes
  92.     { src:"https://i.imgur.com/P0pG0dV.jpg", width:75, height:50, title:'rused'},
  93.  
  94.  
  95. //twat
  96.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/aXTehuF.jpg", width:185, height:250, title:'nagitwat'},
  97.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/o80OvsD.jpg", width:75, height:75, title:'danktwat'},
  98.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/NzfzPWG.png", width:50, height:50, title:'raretwat'},
  99.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/Y1nceBb.png", width:50, height:50, title:'twatpepe'},
  100.     { src:"http://puu.sh/k9u2g/1e787e099e.jpg", width:68, height:50, title:'ayytwat'},
  101.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/ipBzsZg.png", width:75, height:90, title:'animetwat'},
  102.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/wG00mfu.jpg", width:55, height:50, title:'hightwat'},
  103.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/WCd79wo.jpg", width:75, height:75, title:'snaptwat'},
  104. //    { src:"http://i.imgur.com/8lJAiIX.png", width:60, height:85, title:'sadtwat'},
  105. //kek    { src:"http://i.imgur.com/MgfvUcv.gif", width:50, height:49, title:'ootwat'},
  106.     { src:"http://i.imgur.com/5puOLuI.gif", width:50, height:49, title:'oootwat'},
  107.  
  108.  
  109. //clonemotes
  110.     //i'll do this later 
  111.  
  112. //remotes
  113.     { src:"https://puu.sh/mkc07/b376962efd.jpg", width:240, height:320, title:'sexy'},
  114.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/k9xpUve.gif", width:100, height:100, title:'thefuck'},
  115.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/llw7y4f.gif", width:100, height:100, title:'canteven'},
  116.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/5MHy4wV.gif", width:95, height:70, title:'drunktwat'},
  117.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/y5vqwSl.jpg", width:56, height:75, title:'ohfuck'},
  118.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/L1ydcJP.gif", width:70, height:70, title:'lolilol'},
  119.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/8bGGKJL.gif", width:100, height:70, title:'loafening'},
  120.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/qVMBTzs.jpg", width:70, height:70, title:'bait'},
  121.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/wokwDxH.jpg", width:74, height:70, title:'rlytho'},
  122.     //{ src:"hhttp://i.imgur.com/siA1Cve.gif", width:63, height:70, title:'jonstop'},
  123.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/E8Es0xC.jpg", width:217, height:70, title:'victory'},
  124.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/ELNtniv.png", width:70, height:68, title:'toplol'},
  125.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/m2jM85j.png", width:72, height:70, title:'toplel'},
  126.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/tQUFueD.gif", width:67, height:70, title:'delectable'},
  127.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/belpqK0.gif", width:250, height:250, title:'mindcrush'},
  128.     //{ src:"http://i.imgur.com/2YOG5cO.gif", width:60, height:90, title:'judenpls'},
  129. ];
  130.     function addEmotes(){
  131.     emotes.forEach(function(emote){
  132.     window.$codes[emote.title || emote.name] = $('<img>', emote)[0].outerHTML;
  133. });
  134. }
  135.  
  136. function main(){
  137.     if(!window.$codes || Object.keys(window.$codes).length === 0){
  138.         setTimeout(main, 75);
  139.     }else{
  140.         addEmotes();    
  141.     }
  142. }
  143. if (window.document.readyState === 'complete') {
  144.     main();
  145. } else {
  146.     window.addEventListener('load', main, false);
  147. }